Satisfied with Bangkok, my last meal at the airport: Khao Soi with crispy and boiled noodles. The sweet, rich, spicy curry was addictive, with plenty of chicken to satisfy! But knowing Khao Soi is from Chiang Mai in northern Thailand, I yearn for more satisfaction. Will I never learn to be content? Oh well.
[Warning: illegal activity] Introducing a magical bag to sneak alcohol through Thai airport security. 1. Pack beer in a regular backpack. 2. Show the beer at security. 3. When told to dispose of it, your illegal chance! 4. Transfer to a special bag to pass undetected. 5. The bag is called "stomach."
Eating the labor-intensive shark fin soup in Yaowarat! The shark fin itself is soft and fibrous with little flavor, but combined with the thick Chinese soup, it’s exquisite! I wanted to convey how labor-intensive shark fin processing is, but the steps and word count were too long for X, so see my website for more!
In Bangkok, I reached out for grilled jellyfish skewers. The crunchy texture with sweet and sour sauce was refreshing! A business idea sparked: Jellyfish are abundant in the sea. Catch them and sell grilled skewers to become rich! Entering the sea, I found the jellyfish slow. Easy catch! Jellyfish: "Get a Darwin Award!"
Trying the famous Thai dish, Pu Pad Pong Karee! Fluffy eggs and sea-flavored crab. The sweet, spicy richness makes me lick the plate! Eating heartily, the waitress asked, “Is it good?” with a smile. Now that I think about it, I ate like a dog. Researching, I found this dish originated from Somboon, founded in 1969! I want to go to Thailand again (whining like a dog).
When describing flavors, a person's personality shows. There are no rules for expression, so personality reflects easily. Let’s see my personality with Thai dairy product Dutch Mill. Dutch Mill is pure milk, refreshing! But the name “Dutch” makes me think of.../// It turns out I’m ignorant and perverted.
The Siriraj Medical Museum in Thailand is a valuable spot. Seeing real dissected bodies, I appreciated the importance of medicine. After the tour, I calmed my shaken heart at Café Amazon, thinking about diseases. Medicine saved me too. If there were no medicine... I thought from my heart, thank you, medicine (Thai).
Smiles have power. For a better life, keep smiling. At Bangkok’s Asiatique, I enjoyed smiley-face marshmallow ice cream. Hot, toasted marshmallows with cold chocolate ice cream made life happy! I’m an old guy, but I want to keep smiling at people. A cute kid smiled at me 😄. A policeman smiled at me too 😠.
For cilantro lovers, try Thai dish Laap Gai. The strong aroma is pure cilantro, overpowering raw onions. With ground chicken, the beer flows. Even the beer's aroma is overwhelmed! I want this at home—have your wives make it! Oh, and husbands too! I lost to societal expectations.
Exploring the adult area of Bangkok, Asiatique, and enjoying an adult salad, Som Tam. The shredded papaya has a tangy, bitter adult taste. The nuts are fragrant, and the shrimp is delicious for all. The salt and spiciness make the beer flow, and I'm glad to be an adult. Next stop: the game center.
